EPIC FAIL!

Yeah. So, my day blew chunks.

1. PEOPLE WHO CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING HINT AND MOVE ON. (Maybe, if I push you in front of oncoming traffic, you'd get the picture...?)
2. PEOPLE WHO CAN'T JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME, AND INSTEAD TRY TO CREATE DRAMA IN MY LIFE AND FUCK UP MY RELATIONSHIPS. (Axe + face...)
3. PMS. (Fuck this shit. Seriously. I couldn't care less if I had ovaries. I'd be better off without them -- and so would all my friends that I bitch to at this time of month.)
4. DRAMA. (We're in grade eleven. I think everyone should just grow the fuck up and keep the tears for when something is of actual value, and worth making a scene over.)
5. PHYSICS. (I hate math. Our teacher speaks in monotone. 'Nuff said.)
6. BIOLOGY. (I'm pretty much teaching myself the entire course, on top of other schoolwork and work and a social life, since our teacher is a useless piece of shit who I bet doesn't even make lesson plans.)
7. WORK. (Got bitched at because, basically, I can't live at the pool and be their slave. Well, isn't that just too bad.)

I think I should erase today from my mind, and let it be tomorrow. RIGHTTHEFUCKNOW. ;(

So, it's kind of a funny story...

(Not really. It's actually quite a mundane one. And it's not even a story, so, really, I don't know why I felt the need to use that cliche'.)

"A monologue is an extended, uninterrupted speech or poem by a single person. The person may be speaking his or her thoughts aloud or directly addressing other persons, e.g. an audience, a character, or a reader.
As a literary device, it is most common in dramatic genres (plays, opera, animated cartoons, film) but can also be found in prose fiction. The term can also be applied to poems, which usually take the form of the thoughts or speech of a single individual. In everyday usage, a long, rather boring speech by a conversation partner is sometimes called a monologue as well." (Thanks, Wikipedia.)

I'm pretty sure that the last part of that definition applies to this blog. ^^;

HOWEVER! This blog will most definitely be epic. Hells yeah.

...I really wish there were a "hot" emoticon to insert (a la MSN) in here. My "hells yeah" is lacking in expression. :(