One day, KiKi is with her friends hanging out in the waxing parlor, when her friend J points out that KiKi's secret love, ***, is looking her way. *** approaches KiKi and suggests they go out for caviar. At the restaurant, they are totally surprised to discover that they both love writing music.When the time finally comes to say goodnight, *** compliments KiKi's penis and then they nervously bump chests.A real romance has begun.
When they aren't fucking each other, KiKi and *** are calling each other "my little hot cocoa" and snuggling.They spend Valentine's Day in The Colosseum. *** gives KiKi an iPod with their song, "Ass Like That", already burned into it. Needless to say, KiKi is thrilled.When they get back, they decide to get a pet lobster. They name it "Muffin." Things are starting to get serious...
Everything is going so well that KiKi and *** decide to shack up and settle down in Las Vegas.They explore the area with their new Hummer until they find the perfect modern mansion.They decide not to have kids, but KiKi's friend asks them to babysit all the time.Life together is great, but everything isn't always a bed of roses...
Like other couples, KiKi and *** can get on each other's nerves. For instance, KiKi can't stand ***'s habit of not keeping secrets, and *** complains every time KiKi leaves her vagina on the floor.After a big fight, they're on their best behavior. Things get better when they exchange wet gifts.Fortunately, the love between KiKi and *** is fucked and no obstacle is too great for them to overcome.The best is yet to come...After many years together, KiKi and *** start a(n) karate school business together. The business is so successful that they retire early and move to Alaska.
Saturday, September 20, 2008
I love mad-libs...except this one makes me sound like a whore. ><
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Alaska,
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Hummer,
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waxing parlour
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3 comments:
Where did you FIND this? That is amazing.
www.gURL.com
It has everything. Seriously. Check it out, and you'll see what I mean. The layout is pretty much like that of the inside of a junior high locker.
that.. does not sound right.
:D
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