She makes my day.

--- says:
haha i have never understood guys' fascination with cars...so they can roll on wheels! who gives? just...oooh, a red hunk of moving metal...FABULOUS.
` kr!5t3n; in your eyes, i lost my place; could stay a while. says:
Yeah. No kidding. And with food, most guys are like, YUM! SOMETHING EDIBLE! *shoves in face so fast they almost choke*
` kr!5t3n; in your eyes, i lost my place; could stay a while. says:
I bet they'd eat cardboard if desperate. ><
` kr!5t3n; in your eyes, i lost my place; could stay a while. says:
Like, oh snap, I'm in the middle of Halo and I don't wanna get off the couch...Oh, look, a box! *shoves in face*
--- says:
seriously, my one guy friend was so hungry he almost ate the wrapper cuz he was "too hungry" to take it off the candy bar.....literally shoved it in his face. i was very alarmed
` kr!5t3n; in your eyes, i lost my place; could stay a while. says:
Hahah oh goodness! Was he okay?
--- says:
oh yeah don't worry he was fine...after five minutes of attempting to swallow the huge mound of chocolate lodged in his throat...



XDDD
She makes my sad days happy again.

I love mad-libs...except this one makes me sound like a whore. ><

One day, KiKi is with her friends hanging out in the waxing parlor, when her friend J points out that KiKi's secret love, ***, is looking her way. *** approaches KiKi and suggests they go out for caviar. At the restaurant, they are totally surprised to discover that they both love writing music.When the time finally comes to say goodnight, *** compliments KiKi's penis and then they nervously bump chests.A real romance has begun.

When they aren't fucking each other, KiKi and *** are calling each other "my little hot cocoa" and snuggling.They spend Valentine's Day in The Colosseum. *** gives KiKi an iPod with their song, "Ass Like That", already burned into it. Needless to say, KiKi is thrilled.When they get back, they decide to get a pet lobster. They name it "Muffin." Things are starting to get serious...

Everything is going so well that KiKi and *** decide to shack up and settle down in Las Vegas.They explore the area with their new Hummer until they find the perfect modern mansion.They decide not to have kids, but KiKi's friend asks them to babysit all the time.Life together is great, but everything isn't always a bed of roses...

Like other couples, KiKi and *** can get on each other's nerves. For instance, KiKi can't stand ***'s habit of not keeping secrets, and *** complains every time KiKi leaves her vagina on the floor.After a big fight, they're on their best behavior. Things get better when they exchange wet gifts.Fortunately, the love between KiKi and *** is fucked and no obstacle is too great for them to overcome.The best is yet to come...After many years together, KiKi and *** start a(n) karate school business together. The business is so successful that they retire early and move to Alaska.

I think I might be high or something.

MSN'ing with S:

` kr!5t3n; and i'm melting in your eyes. says:
HOLY SHITFUCKPANTS.
S says:
haha
S says:
shit+fuck+pants=an unpleasant party
` kr!5t3n; and i'm melting in your eyes. says:
Which one of those words doesn't belong, children? XD

I love my KayKay.

"I wanna see your phone!"
"No."
"WHY NOT???!?!?!"
"Cuz. Remember the shower thing? I don't wanna break you again..."
"...*shudders violently*

And then she tackled me anyways.
So I stuck the phone down my pants, so she couldn't get to it.
When I pulled it back out again...a Pokemon phone charm was stuck in my undies.

XD

Needless to say, that made my day.

Good > bad? Or vice versa?

Funeral tomorrow.
Not looking forward to it.
Will undoubtedly be awkward.
Also, I hate crying in public, and I'm pretty sure I won't be dry-eyed...

On the plus side, today was a great day, and drama group was kick-ass.
And I'm full of caffeine. :)

Showers.

Are officially the sexiest thing ever.

Oh -- and LOLZ @ KayKay: "Text me details!"

Odd.

K often feels up my face/hair in Chem/Bio.
...Apparantly, I'm "so soft!!!!!LOLZOMG!!11!!!1!"

EPIC FAIL!

Yeah. So, my day blew chunks.

1. PEOPLE WHO CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING HINT AND MOVE ON. (Maybe, if I push you in front of oncoming traffic, you'd get the picture...?)
2. PEOPLE WHO CAN'T JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME, AND INSTEAD TRY TO CREATE DRAMA IN MY LIFE AND FUCK UP MY RELATIONSHIPS. (Axe + face...)
3. PMS. (Fuck this shit. Seriously. I couldn't care less if I had ovaries. I'd be better off without them -- and so would all my friends that I bitch to at this time of month.)
4. DRAMA. (We're in grade eleven. I think everyone should just grow the fuck up and keep the tears for when something is of actual value, and worth making a scene over.)
5. PHYSICS. (I hate math. Our teacher speaks in monotone. 'Nuff said.)
6. BIOLOGY. (I'm pretty much teaching myself the entire course, on top of other schoolwork and work and a social life, since our teacher is a useless piece of shit who I bet doesn't even make lesson plans.)
7. WORK. (Got bitched at because, basically, I can't live at the pool and be their slave. Well, isn't that just too bad.)

I think I should erase today from my mind, and let it be tomorrow. RIGHTTHEFUCKNOW. ;(

I wish I were a surgeon.

...Because then I could remove my ovaries. ><;

Top 3 reasons why I love my mom.

1. She bitches my managers out for giving me too many hours at work. ("She has three hours of homework a night, y'know! And a social life!")
2. She trusts me. Alone. In an empty house. WITH MY BOYFRIEND. (I wouldn't trust me, if I were her, but it's nice anyways.)
3. She makes me chicken noodle soup when I'm sick, and listens to me whine about how bad I feel.

September 2008, thus far.

1. Suicide of an ex-boyfriend, the day before school started.
2. First day of school (ridiculously drama-filled, due to the previous day's events, and emotional). I don't like school at the best of times...
3. Seeing friends again. (This, for the most part, was enjoyable...if you cut out all the unnecessary drama and annoyance that some people were portraying. *rolls eyes*)
4. Biology with Mrs. W. (Trust me, you never want to meet this woman, if you haven't already.)
5. Work, work, work. (Seriously. I work basically the next 9 days in a row.)
6. Homework and Mr. P's PMSing (except, in this case, it's Pissy Man Syndrome).
7. Not getting nearly enough sleep to function decently.
8. Being sick for the past week-and-a-half (or more).
9. People who can't take hints.
10. Not being able to spend time with my boyfriend, due to a) excessive homework and b) the fact that I seem to live at the pool.
11. Phone deciding it doesn't want to recieve any new text messages, and, instead, sending me five duplicates of every old text in my inbox. (This one is really grinding my gears. Stupid Telus...*grumbles*)
12. Picture Day. This one pretty much explains itself, if you've ever been in high school and dreaded yearbooks.

COMING UP? More of the same. + even more work.

I think that God must be punishing me for whatever sins I have right now. This has been one of the worst Septembers ever. The cons far outweigh the pros. :( *grumblegrumble*

So, it's kind of a funny story...

(Not really. It's actually quite a mundane one. And it's not even a story, so, really, I don't know why I felt the need to use that cliche'.)

"A monologue is an extended, uninterrupted speech or poem by a single person. The person may be speaking his or her thoughts aloud or directly addressing other persons, e.g. an audience, a character, or a reader.
As a literary device, it is most common in dramatic genres (plays, opera, animated cartoons, film) but can also be found in prose fiction. The term can also be applied to poems, which usually take the form of the thoughts or speech of a single individual. In everyday usage, a long, rather boring speech by a conversation partner is sometimes called a monologue as well." (Thanks, Wikipedia.)

I'm pretty sure that the last part of that definition applies to this blog. ^^;

HOWEVER! This blog will most definitely be epic. Hells yeah.

...I really wish there were a "hot" emoticon to insert (a la MSN) in here. My "hells yeah" is lacking in expression. :(

Thanks, Ernie Babernie. :)

This seems like a pretty cool place.