She makes my day.

--- says:
haha i have never understood guys' fascination with cars...so they can roll on wheels! who gives? just...oooh, a red hunk of moving metal...FABULOUS.
` kr!5t3n; in your eyes, i lost my place; could stay a while. says:
Yeah. No kidding. And with food, most guys are like, YUM! SOMETHING EDIBLE! *shoves in face so fast they almost choke*
` kr!5t3n; in your eyes, i lost my place; could stay a while. says:
I bet they'd eat cardboard if desperate. ><
` kr!5t3n; in your eyes, i lost my place; could stay a while. says:
Like, oh snap, I'm in the middle of Halo and I don't wanna get off the couch...Oh, look, a box! *shoves in face*
--- says:
seriously, my one guy friend was so hungry he almost ate the wrapper cuz he was "too hungry" to take it off the candy bar.....literally shoved it in his face. i was very alarmed
` kr!5t3n; in your eyes, i lost my place; could stay a while. says:
Hahah oh goodness! Was he okay?
--- says:
oh yeah don't worry he was fine...after five minutes of attempting to swallow the huge mound of chocolate lodged in his throat...



XDDD
She makes my sad days happy again.

I love mad-libs...except this one makes me sound like a whore. ><

One day, KiKi is with her friends hanging out in the waxing parlor, when her friend J points out that KiKi's secret love, ***, is looking her way. *** approaches KiKi and suggests they go out for caviar. At the restaurant, they are totally surprised to discover that they both love writing music.When the time finally comes to say goodnight, *** compliments KiKi's penis and then they nervously bump chests.A real romance has begun.

When they aren't fucking each other, KiKi and *** are calling each other "my little hot cocoa" and snuggling.They spend Valentine's Day in The Colosseum. *** gives KiKi an iPod with their song, "Ass Like That", already burned into it. Needless to say, KiKi is thrilled.When they get back, they decide to get a pet lobster. They name it "Muffin." Things are starting to get serious...

Everything is going so well that KiKi and *** decide to shack up and settle down in Las Vegas.They explore the area with their new Hummer until they find the perfect modern mansion.They decide not to have kids, but KiKi's friend asks them to babysit all the time.Life together is great, but everything isn't always a bed of roses...

Like other couples, KiKi and *** can get on each other's nerves. For instance, KiKi can't stand ***'s habit of not keeping secrets, and *** complains every time KiKi leaves her vagina on the floor.After a big fight, they're on their best behavior. Things get better when they exchange wet gifts.Fortunately, the love between KiKi and *** is fucked and no obstacle is too great for them to overcome.The best is yet to come...After many years together, KiKi and *** start a(n) karate school business together. The business is so successful that they retire early and move to Alaska.

I think I might be high or something.

MSN'ing with S:

` kr!5t3n; and i'm melting in your eyes. says:
HOLY SHITFUCKPANTS.
S says:
haha
S says:
shit+fuck+pants=an unpleasant party
` kr!5t3n; and i'm melting in your eyes. says:
Which one of those words doesn't belong, children? XD

I love my KayKay.

"I wanna see your phone!"
"No."
"WHY NOT???!?!?!"
"Cuz. Remember the shower thing? I don't wanna break you again..."
"...*shudders violently*

And then she tackled me anyways.
So I stuck the phone down my pants, so she couldn't get to it.
When I pulled it back out again...a Pokemon phone charm was stuck in my undies.

XD

Needless to say, that made my day.

Good > bad? Or vice versa?

Funeral tomorrow.
Not looking forward to it.
Will undoubtedly be awkward.
Also, I hate crying in public, and I'm pretty sure I won't be dry-eyed...

On the plus side, today was a great day, and drama group was kick-ass.
And I'm full of caffeine. :)

Showers.

Are officially the sexiest thing ever.

Oh -- and LOLZ @ KayKay: "Text me details!"

Odd.

K often feels up my face/hair in Chem/Bio.
...Apparantly, I'm "so soft!!!!!LOLZOMG!!11!!!1!"